Forgotten Heroes
Call of Duty 4 => Fun House => Topic started by: |FH|Chilly on September 29, 2023, 08:11:31 am
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So a young blonde walks into a "adult toy" shop looking to buy herself a new "toy".
The guy behind the counter says, "Is there something I can assist you with?"
The blonde says, "Sure, how much for that "Blue toy" on the shelf?"
He says, "That one is $40."
The blonde says, "$40 is a bit much for what I need it for, I'll keep looking."
He says, "Well, let me know if you see anything else you like."
The blonde then says, "OK, how much for that "Red toy" up on the shelf?"
He says,"That one goes for $30."
The blonde says, "That's still abit too much, I'll keep looking."
The blonde then says, "OMG, how much for that Silver one?"
He says, "That one's not for sale."
The blonde says, "I actually don't care how much that one is, I want that one!"
He says, "Well today's your lucky day, I will sell you that one for $10."
The blonde says, "DEAL!" She leaves the store happy with her purchase.
A few minutes later the manager comes back in from lunch and says, "Well, how'd we do over my lunch?"
The guy says, "Well, this blonde came in looking for a new toy and asked about the "Blue toy", I told her it was $40, she said it was too much. She asked about the "Red toy",
I told her it was $30, she said it was still abit much."
The manager asks, "Well did you sell her anything?"
The guy says, "Well, yes I did........I sold her your Thermos for $10."
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