Forgotten Heroes
Call of Duty 4 => Fun House => Topic started by: {FH}Striker on August 27, 2015, 03:06:19 pm
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President Obama pays a visit to a local school here and talks with the students.
President Obama goes to a school to talk to the kids and to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him hi...s name.
"Stanley," responds the boy...
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions:.... First, why did you go to bed the night of the Benghazi raid and only talk to your cabinet one time when you KNEW Americans' lives were on the line?.... Second, why are you President when we still have no clue where you were born?.... Third, what REALLY happened to all of the money you gave to green energy corporations that are now bankrupt?.... Fourth, if I don't do my homework I get punished ... why haven't you submitted a budget to Congress when the LAW says you were supposed to submit one by the first Monday in February?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Obama says, "OK, now ... where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
Actually, I have 6 questions... First, why did you go to bed the night of the Benghazi raid and only talk to your cabinet one time when you KNEW Americans lives were on the line?... Second, why are you President when we still have no clue where you were born?.... Third, what REALLY happened to all of the money you gave to green energy corporations that are now bankrupt?.... Fourth, if I don't do my homework I get punished ... why haven't you submitted a budget to Congress when the LAW says you were supposed to submit one by the first Monday in February?.... Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?.... And sixth, what the FUCK happened to Stanley ???.... :finger
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Sign that second kid as a Federal Independent Lawyer to look into Obama's records
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:handjerk: smh
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A little humor to make your day.
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Please read the Obama story.....it is funny :nuclearhammer
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Don't you all get it by now??? Obama can do no wrong, whatsoever. And, if it appears that he did do something wrong, well, that's Bush's fault. And if that doesn't suffice for a good answer the problem is usually with you. See, he's a constitutional scholar and an elite ivy-league professor, and if you don't understand, then it more than likely is due to your inability to understand his advanced wisdom and reasoning.
Obama is an advance intellect of super-human function and understanding. If "H"e passes away, ever, His (notice the caps) DNA will be extracted and set on display in a temple barring His angelic name; it will be a place to cause pilgrimage of many peoples around the world to come and "worship" and to pay homage to His name and image. His "spirit" will endure for millennia and His sound judgments and decrees will be used to govern millions for countless generations.
He is...... The most interesting man in the world.
Signed: U.S. Main Stream Media.
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The Republican front runner....Trump. Now that is a funny joke.
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