ok ill start ....

a guy plays on a server and gets banned for clicking 2 fast !!!!!!!!!!   rofl! lmfao WHAT A JOKE

thats all/

What do you call a pig that does karate?
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A PORK CHOP




I sense this was not the intention of this thread.

Q. How do you make an egg-roll?

A. You push it!

WHY OLD PEOPLE STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

"This is the 21st century," she said. We don't waste money on newspapers . Here, use my iPod."

I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.

WHY OLD PEOPLE STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

"This is the 21st century," she said. We don't waste money on newspapers . Here, use my iPod."

I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.

Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. He asks the second man if he has a lighter. He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the first man a 10 inch long BIC lighter.

Surprised the first man asks "Where did you get this?"

The second man replies "Oh I have a personal genie."

The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "

"Sure," says the second man. "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing."

"Ok I will." says the first man as he rubs the lamp.

A genie appears and asks him what he wants. The man says "I want one million bucks!"

The genie says okay and goes back to his bottle. Ten seconds later, one million ducks fly over head. The first man says to the second "Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?"

The second man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC?"