I  Rushed to the bank today.A nurse and I just made it inside the bank ahead of closing.
The poor nurse informed me she was totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
So me being the studley doright I am,I let her go in front me.
She grabs a deposit slip from conjested  side table, and slips back into the line in front of me, just in time for the teller to say next.
Setting her purse down, reaches inside it, pulls out a rectal thermomenter,and tries to write with it on the deposit slip.
When she realizes her mistake,she looks at the flabbergasted teller and,without missing a beat,says,
     "WELL,THAT'S JUST GREAT......SOME ASSHOLE'S GOT MY PEN."..............

LOL nice

Lmao !! Hilarious

I hope it was a Paper Mate pen, and she doesn't accidentally put it into her mouth.....