Recently I picked a new doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests.He said I was doing 'fairly well'
for my age.
(I will be 75 Nov.2). A little concerned about that comment,I couldn't resist asking him,
'Do you think I will live to be 80 ?'

He asked,'Do you smoke tobacco,or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

'Oh no,'I replied.'I'm not doing drugs,either!'

Then he asked,'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

'I said,'Not much...my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy !'

'Do you spend alot of time in the sun,like playing golf,boating,sailing,hiking,or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble,drive fast cars.or have a lot of SEX?'

'No,'I said....

He looked at me and said...'THEN, WHY DO YOU GIVE A SHIT ?'

LOL! Exactly! Hope you live long and longer and prosper even more you old fart!

wow 75 most of us dont even get to that age..........rock on dude

Agreed! rock on indeed my friend

I plan to live until I am 100. No kidding. Eat healthy, exercise... fornicate.

All good.