Recently I picked a new doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests.He said I was doing 'fairly well'
for my age.
(I will be 75 Nov.2). A little concerned about that comment,I couldn't resist asking him,
'Do you think I will live to be 80 ?'
He asked,'Do you smoke tobacco,or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
'Oh no,'I replied.'I'm not doing drugs,either!'
Then he asked,'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said,'Not much...my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy !'
'Do you spend alot of time in the sun,like playing golf,boating,sailing,hiking,or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble,drive fast cars.or have a lot of SEX?'
'No,'I said....
He looked at me and said...'THEN, WHY DO YOU GIVE A SHIT ?'
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