[“La Esponja Humilde y Magnífica Bob”]

I,          â€œLa Esponja Humilde y Magnífica Bob”,
Literal Translation    â€œThe Sponge Humble and Magnificent Bob”

do hereby tender my application to re-join

The (equally) Most Magnificent Forgotten Heroes.

Age: extreme [however, it appears there are members that may indeed surpass my decrepitude] 
Morality: comes and goes
Virtuousness: (see Age + Morality)
Disposition: (see Age)
Position: unsure
Location: Australian West Cost (similar to ‘SOCAL’ - but in Australia [duh] + 8 GMT)
COD4 Competency: (see Age)
Skype: macqueen,steve
AKA: Sponge_Bob (S_Bob, plague, Crusader_Rabbit,)

So...  that’s enough of the ‘mild’ attempt at humor which brings me to the.....

Reason I left FH and my subsequent BAN.
Approximately 15 months ago FH took a decided U-turn in allowing the use of ANY curse word in a players name, to which I took exception to the extreme example of ‘friedcuntburger’. The ensuing ‘discussions’ and my attempts to ban the offender were met with a firm and unequivocal NO! After a few more unsavory names joined the server I left FH Skype Chat and was duly informed that I had resigned.
After my ‘resignation’ I played on the server under various names, many of which were not only unsavory but downright derogatory and insulting towards Tiffany. I will take this occasion to apologise to both Rob & Tiffany for resorting to the aforementioned childish name-calling.
[CAUTION: The above is MY version of events, however, I don’t believe I have been untruthful, deliberately or by omission of the facts]


If, in your deliberations as to the suitability of my proposed membership, you require further enlightenment of my many ‘Talents’, please do not hesitate to ask the following members......
one [1] member, coz my mate {FH}DarkFriar  [Senior Admin] (a truly upstanding and delightful gentleman)
will attest to my loyalty and unquestionable dedication to the FH cause.


Yours sincerely
The Bob Of Sponge

PS; puede que el pájaro azul de la felicidad deje un depósito con usted y los suyos
Literal Translation    â€œmay the blue bird of happiness leave a deposit with you and yours”

PSS;
yes! -  to all those who are well aware that I rehashed my original Application from 2012

damn bob  is back 

Well well well.

Spongy!

Thanks for taking the time to thoroughly fill out the application.  I also appreciate you explaining the details that led to your departure some 15 months ago.  Please be patient as we process this with our leadership.  We will get back to you as soon as possible.

Jock

 

Who lives in a pineapple under da sea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under da sea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bambi ?!?

damn bob  is back 

Yes.   Yes I am.  and just as sweet as evarrr.

 

Great to see you. At this stage we are going wait a week or two just to let you get some time back on the FH Servers and we will address your App at that time.
We will keep in contact with you on skype etc to help adjust back in again if needed.

We all hope to see you in game real soon.
Be safe my friend and see you in game.

Feel free to Skype me at any stage.

Shagga

Hey Bob! good to see ya!