I, âLa Esponja Humilde y MagnÃfica Bobâ,
Literal Translation âThe Sponge Humble and Magnificent Bobâ
do hereby tender my application to re-join
The (equally) Most Magnificent Forgotten Heroes.
Age: extreme [however, it appears there are members that may indeed surpass my decrepitude]
Morality: comes and goes
Virtuousness: (see Age + Morality)
Disposition: (see Age)
Position: unsure
Location: Australian West Cost (similar to âSOCALâ - but in Australia [duh] + 8 GMT)
COD4 Competency: (see Age)
Skype: macqueen,steve
AKA: Sponge_Bob (S_Bob, plague, Crusader_Rabbit,)
So... thatâs enough of the âmildâ attempt at humor which brings me to the.....
Reason I left FH and my subsequent BAN.
Approximately 15 months ago FH took a decided U-turn in allowing the use of ANY curse word in a players name, to which I took exception to the extreme example of âfriedcuntburgerâ. The ensuing âdiscussionsâ and my attempts to ban the offender were met with a firm and unequivocal NO! After a few more unsavory names joined the server I left FH Skype Chat and was duly informed that I had resigned.
After my âresignationâ I played on the server under various names, many of which were not only unsavory but downright derogatory and insulting towards Tiffany. I will take this occasion to apologise to both Rob & Tiffany for resorting to the aforementioned childish name-calling.
[CAUTION: The above is MY version of events, however, I donât believe I have been untruthful, deliberately or by omission of the facts]
If, in your deliberations as to the suitability of my proposed membership, you require further enlightenment of my many âTalentsâ, please do not hesitate to ask the following members......
one [1] member, coz my mate {FH}DarkFriar [Senior Admin] (a truly upstanding and delightful gentleman)
will attest to my loyalty and unquestionable dedication to the FH cause.
Yours sincerely
The Bob Of Sponge
PS; puede que el pájaro azul de la felicidad deje un depósito con usted y los suyos
Literal Translation âmay the blue bird of happiness leave a deposit with you and yoursâ
PSS;
yes! - to all those who are well aware that I rehashed my original Application from 2012