What happens when a duck flies upside down?


It quacks up!

next!

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it's just not right. 

Blind man goes to the beach. set up his shade, picnic and lounge chair. walks down to the edge of the ocean and starts blowing into a inflatable doll.
man beside him approaches and tells him he understands he is blind but that he is blowing up an inflatable doll.
Blind man goes "shit!!!. I have been shagging the duckie for the past week!!"


Cappy

It occurs to me that all tea is bubble tea if you let it get hot enough......

oK  Where does a General  keep his armies






Up his sleevies                                         

All of these are bad... and you should all feel bad....

I sign my name in cursive. It's my signature move.

Camping is such an adrenaline rush for me.  It's in tents(intense)

What'd the robot say to the gas pump?

"Why's your finger in your ear?!"