......RECENTLY I PICKED A NEW DOCTOR.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests.He said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
(I will be 83 Nov.2). A little concerned about that comment,I couldn't resist asking him,
'Do you think I will live to be 90 ?'
He asked,'Do you smoke tobacco,or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
'Oh no,'I replied.'I'm not doing drugs,either!'
Then he asked,'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said,'Not much...my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy !'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun,like playing golf,boating,sailing,hiking,or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble,drive fast cars.or have a lot of SEX?'
'No,'I said....
He looked at me and said...'THEN, WHY DO YOU GIVE A SH-T ?'......
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