Happy new year!
I broke up with my GF on new years eve (in the morning). She then told me she was preggers and had done two tests. I queried this and offered to pay for a new test which she then said well the doctor tested me and he said I was. Race up to the store - get a kit. She goes into the dunny and tried it out and comes back with the tester saying it shows shes pregnant. She had "altered" the reading by pressing down on the indicator with a key or something. It was almost hilarious to be honest. I showed her the difference between a non-altered one and the one she used. Long story short is that shes not preggers!
She came over and go drunk outside my house with her 8 year old son there. Yelled shit to my neighbours and tried to let her in so she could straighten her hair as she was going out.
As they say - out with the old.......man im not dating again lol
FH Shoutbox
